blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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finnickswand:

FINNICKSWAND’S FIRST GIVEAWAY

I’ve been saying for years that I have always wanted to host a giveaway, and now here it is! I’ve pulled together a collection of my favorite movies, tv shows, books and music to make a ‘Kelly’s favorite things’ type giveaway to say thank you to the amazing followers who have put up with my rants and fandom changes for far too long!

RULES (MUST READ!)

  • This giveaway is only open to residents of the European Union. Please don’t enter if you aren’t a resident as another winner will be picked!
  • Must be following the host to enter. If the winner is picked and they are not, I will pick another winner!
  • Reblog this post to enter. You can enter as many times as you like, however no giveaway blogs are allowed, thank you!
  • The winner will be picked at random by a number generator. The winner must be willing to give me their full address and name so I can send the prize! All post will be paid for!
  • The giveaway will close on the 25th of August. The winner will either be announced on that date or the date after, and will be inboxed with information of winnings so please have your ask box open.
  • If the first winner does not contact me after two weeks, another will be chosen. If the the first winner breaks any of the above rules, another winner will be chosen!
  • This post much reach 50 notes for the giveaway to go ahead.

PRIZES (The fun part!)

There will be one winner, who will win all of the items shown above!

  • a copy of Cinder by Marissa Meyer
  • my personal copy of The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (which is signed by John Green and has a hankler fish made by Hank Green)
  • a copy of the film Happy Feet on DVD
  • a copy of Sherlock Season Three on DVD
  • a copy of the Biffy Clyro album Opposites on CD
  • a paperback notebook
  • a copy of the film Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs on DVD

Other than my copy of Fault in Our Stars which has had some light use, all items are unused and unopened and will hopefully reach the winner in perfect condition! These are mostly duplicate gifts that I have received that I was thinking of returning, but I decided that it would be a lot more fun to give them to one of my lovely followers!

If you have any questions at all, please message me here! I hope that this will be fun, and thank you again for all being so awesome since I started this blog! 

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konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

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  • Baby: Da-, Da-
  • Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
  • Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

mc-jaeger:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

being a capable writer:
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having the urge to write:
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having a list of fic ideas:
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having new ideas get in the way of old ones:
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not having the inspiration/motivation to write:
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Conclusion; Jack Sparrow is my creative mind:
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And when you write something amazing and you love it and you share it and it’s still amazing and people love it and you’ll never be able to do anything like it ever again and you’re just likeimage

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